John Thomson
From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia. John Patrick Thomson (born Patrick Francis McAleer on 2 April 1969) is an English comedian and actor, known for his roles in The Fast Show and Cold Feet. Description above from the Wikipedia article John Thomson (comedian), licensed under CC-BY-SA, full list of contributors on Wikipedia.
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Midsomer Murders
1997 · Cooper Steinem
Death in Paradise
2011 · DCI Chris Ricketts
Top of the Pops
1964 · Self - Host
Father Brown
2013 · John Banks
Silent Witness
1996 · DI Warren Bull
Skins
2007 · Sam Brooks
The Gentlemen
2024 · Frank
Nightborn
2026 · Jon's Father
Waterloo Road
2006 · Nelson Smith
Never Mind the Buzzcocks
1996 · Self - Panellist
Sister Boniface Mysteries
2022 · Leonard Monk
The Jonathan Ross Show
2011 · Self
Celebrity Juice
2008 · Self
Ready, Steady, Cook
1994 · Self - Guest
Brassic
2019 · Colin Popov
8 Out of 10 Cats
2005 · Self
Celebrity Antiques Road Trip
2011 · Self - Participant
Celebrity Mastermind
2003
Pie in the Sky
1994 · Andrew Vernon
Ant & Dec's Saturday Night Takeaway
2002 · Self
Shooting Stars
1993 · Self
Soldier Soldier
1991 · Sgt Dunn
Wallace & Gromit: The Curse of the Were-Rabbit
2005 · Mr. Windfall (voice)
Celebrity Catchphrase
2018 · Self
The Word
1990
McDonald & Dodds
2020 · Jimmy Daly
The Weakest Link
2021 · Self
Richard Osman's House of Games
2017 · Self - Contestant
Plebs
2013 · Mr. Adolphus
Alan Davies: As Yet Untitled
2014 · Self
Murder Most Horrid
1991 · Daniel Hoffmeyer
Cold Feet
1998 · Pete Gifford
Kingdom
2007 · Nigel Pearson
Murder in Mind
2001 · Alan Squires
The Chase: Celebrity Special
2011 · Self
Grimsby
2016 · Bob Tolliver
Inkheart
2008 · Darius
Through the Keyhole
2013 · Self
Tipping Point: Lucky Stars
2013 · Self - Contestant
The Fast Show
1994 · Various Characters
Bargain-Loving Brits in the Sun
2016 · Self - Narrator
Men Behaving Badly
1992 · Ken
Coogan's Run
1995 · Fat Bob
Sooty
2011 · The Boss
Fackham Hall
2025 · Bill
Angela and Friends
2009
Catchphrase
2013
Art Detectives
2025 · William Titchfield
All Star Mr & Mrs
2008
New Street Law
2006 · Charlie Darling
Captivated
2024 · Geoff
The Day Today
1994 · Treasurer
Knowing Me Knowing You with Alan Partridge
1994 · Petty Officer Alan Par...
The Mimic
2013 · Nigel Lord
Blackpool
2004
Dr Terrible's House of Horrible
2001 · Sir Donald Tyburn
The Man Who Knew Too Little
1997 · Dimitri
This Time with Alan Partridge
2019 · Joe Beasley
Dara O Briain's Go 8 Bit
2016 · Self
Comic Relief Does Fame Academy
2003
24 Hour Party People
2002 · Charles
Alan Carr's Celebrity Ding Dong
2008 · Self
The Job Lot
2013 · Kevin
Strange Hill High
2013 · Various (voice)
Celebrity Lingo
2022 · Self - Contestant
Dodger
2022 · Farmer Grundles
Crapston Villas
1995
Celebrity Puzzling
2025 · Self - Panellist
Fist of Fun
1995 · Pied Piper of Hamelin
Dog Loves Books
2020 · Dog (voice)
Roger Roger
1998 · Barry
Paul Merton: The Series
1991
This Morning
1988 · Self
Monkey Trousers
2005
Obsessive Compulsive Cleaners
2013 · Self - Narrator
Pond Life
1996
Fat Slags
2004 · Foreman
Mobile
2007 · Ray Bould / Hypnothera...
Billionaire Boy
2016 · Len
Ricky, Sue & a Trip or Two
2024 · Self
The World of Lee Evans
1995 · Customer
Paul Sinha's TV Showdown
2021 · Self - Contestant
Shane the Chef
2018
Last Train to Christmas
2021 · Vic
7 Up & Me
2019 · Self
Dangerous Lady
1995 · Lee Ryan
Appointment with Dr. Terrible
2003 · Interviewee – Actor
The Royle Family: Behind the Sofa
2010 · Self
Dying Laughing
2017 · Self
The Young Poisoner's Handbook
1995 · Nathan
The Road to Coronation Street
2010 · Harry Kershaw
The Fast Show: Just a Load of Blooming Catchphrases
2020 · Self/Various Character...
Pulp
2013 · Dave Burns
Born Romantic
2000 · First Cab Driver
The Dead Good Show
1992 · Various
Big Top
2009 · Geoff
Bill and Ben
2001 · Bill (voice)
Northern Soul
2014 · Terry
Steve Coogan: Live 'n' Lewd
1994 · Bernard Right On/Vario...
Peter Kay's Animated All Star Band: The Official BBC Children in Need Medley
2009 · Bill (Flowerpot Man)
Ghosthunting With...
2006
Paul Calf's Video Diary
1993 · Fat Bob
Alan Partridge's Scissored Isle
2016 · Kevin Ruddock
The Lock Up
2011 · Narrator
Engineering the World Rally
2007 · Himself - Narrator
Ted & Ralph
1998 · Vicar
Inside Bentley: A Great British Motor Car
2017
Evidently... John Cooper Clarke
2012 · Himself
Red Riding Hood: After Ever After
2022 · Plank
You Are Here
1998 · Peter Keggy
Up 'n' Under
1998 · Stan
VIZ: Oh, Lordy! It's The Fat Slags in Blue Honeymoon
1996
Secret Life of the Auction House
2025 · Self - Narrator (voice...
Dog Eat Dog
2001 · Football Coach
Inside Cadbury: Chocolate Secrets Unwrapped
2019 · Narrator
Coronation Street: 60 Unforgettable Years
2020 · Self
The 1970s: Those Were the Days
2024 · Self - Narrator
Suit You Sir! The Inside Leg Of The Fast Show
1999 · Self
Uncle Wormsley's Christmas
2012 · Mr. Goodington and the...
The Flint Street Nativity
1999 · Christian Jerrums / In...
Sally Lindsay's Quiz Night
— · Self - Team Captain
Station Jim
2001 · Harold
The Fast Show: More Blooming Catchphrases
2020 · Self
Hi-De-Hi!: All the Laughs & More
2022 · Self
Smashie and Nicey: The End of an Era
1994 · Simon Joke
Caroline Aherne: Queen of Comedy
2023 · Self
The Royle Family - Down the Back of the Sofa
2023 · Self
Being Frank: The Chris Sievey Story
2019 · Himself
The Fast Show Live
1998
The People Before
2025 · Knotweed Man
The Weekenders
1992 · Policeman 1
Les Dawson Lost Tapes
2021 · Self
Dementamania
2013
The Dealer
2006 · Bat
Last Of The Summer Wine: 30 Years Of Laughs
2022 · Self
The People's Vet
2018 · Self - Narrator
Help Point
2013 · Stephen
Best Year Ever
2022 · Self - Actor
Caroline Aherne at the BBC
2016 · Self - Presenter
Roger Roger
1996 · Barry
Legends Of Stand-Up And Bernard Righton
— · Bernard Righton
Sgt. Pepper: 'It Was 40 Years Ago Today...'
2007 · Self - Narrator (voice...
Wetherspoons: How Do They Do It?!
2021 · Narrator